DVD: strongbad_Disc Three STRONG BAD: You know I've done a lotta thinking on the subject.
And yes, Boston, you guessed it, it gimme the jibblies.
So in order to watch from a proper, safe distance I made up the... Homestar Runner and Marzipan Extra Real Dating Sim XR!
Using the most state-of-the-art polygoniest technologies, we can see what an actual date with Marzipan and Homestar Runner would be like without the risk of personal injury. I think it would go a little something...a-like-a-dis-a.
It was apparently made by Strong Bad himself, according to the game's title screen, and the fact that all the statements for "??? Mike Chapman provides the characters' voices, making them sound like their Powered by The Cheat counterparts.
According to the copyright date on the title screen, the game was first made in 1993 by the video game company Strong Bad Made a Game.
[Strong Bad opens his Decemberween present from Homestar] Strong Bad: What! You got me this for like the last three years, man! Homestar Runner: Strong Bad, I really need your help.
MARZIPAN: This is the dumbest game I've ever played.
STRONG BAD: Everything seems to be in order in Strong Badia— STRONG BAD: Oh!
But to really experience it firsthand we'd need to, like, get the Cheat to hide some kinda hidden camera, you know, in, maybe, that marshmallow place they always go to.
STRONG BAD: So that gives you a pretty good idea of the lurking horrors.